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instead of doing schoolwork i was reading dirty jokes.. bad jen! bad!

but this is totally made me think of the SO: (okay but i changed some of the quotes)

This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Wanna do it?" She replies, "I have a gyn appointment tomorrow, and I'm not supposed to have sex the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.

A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"
 



my mom got married today in vegas. both of my sisters went. lucky beeches. they called me earlier so i could listen to the ceremony. 
a while back, after my mom's [husband] (that's weird) found out i was thinking about getting a tattoo, he thought all of us (my mom, myself, and my sisters) should get matching tattoos. is that rednecky? he thought i should design it too. but for years i've wrestled my imagination for what i want for myself to no avail. we're all so different.. i didn't think i could create something we'd all be happy with. anyway, my sister just called me from vegas to ask if i wanted them to wait for me to get tattoos. damn it. yes. damn it. there was disappointment in her response.... damn it. i feel left out and forgotten a lot in my family.. because i have a child i think and a lot of their activities and things aren't great for little ones. they called me though. i have a wretched thinking pattern. my thoughts ruin everything. i'd like to feel yay they're waiting for me and we're all going to get tattoos together when they get back.. but i feel bad like an inconvenience that they can't get them in vegas. it's vegas! damn it. i'm so broke. i guess we're getting stars? not sure what i think about that yet.. but they don't have to be exactly the same or in the same place. i was thinking white.. if they can tell me white will look like a scar against my pastey skin. i was thinking under the armpit inner bicep or under the armpit ribs/side or under a boob (but maybe family thing under boob not so great) or i dont know.. maybe my cheek haha.. no. maybe my middle finger.. oh that would be perfect. i'm silly. ;)

ah shit.. i finished that horseshoe lace bag for Aiyanna. i'm giving it to her tomorrow, and i haven't taken a picture yet! eek! don't forget! don't forget! don't forget!

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i'm sorry

You got left out!

((HUGS))
sorry that you could not be with them... that really sucks

matching tattoos are not rednecky... my mom and i have matching ankle bracelets :)