knitted penis chapstick holder #1 (sans testes) went pretty well.
There's a couple things I want to change, and I think it'll be good.
I'm gonna post the pattern here when I'm satisfied (hahaha).
Okay, here's what I got (still working on testes). Let me know if something's not right:
Size 3 dpn’s
> 1 skein Patons Classic Merino Wool
It would probably take less time to just eyeball some chapstick and your yarn’s label than to swatch for this. Patons Classic Merino Wool label says 20sts/26rows = 4in/10cm on size 7 needles.
Worked in the round from the base up:
CO 12sts (I used long-tail) on size 3 dpn’s.
Arrange stitches over DPN’s and join to work in the round.
Row 1-20: *k2, p2 repeat from * (or k1,p1 ribbing)
22: *m1, k1 repeat from *. 24 sts.
25: *k2tog, k4 repeat from *
Even rows: knit
27: k2, k2tog, k7, k2tog, k7
29: k2, k2tog, k6, k2tog, k to end
31: *k2tog, k2 repeat from *
32: *k2tog repeat from *
Cut yarn and pull tail through remaining sts. Weave in ends.
TESTES (make 2)
CO 8 sts. Arrange on dpn's. leave long tail for attaching to penis.
2: *m1, k1 repeat from *
4: *m1, k1 repeat from *
8: *k2tog repeat from *
10: *k2tog repeat from *
Cut yarn and pull through remaining stitches. Weave in ends.
Attach CO side to penis.